Kids say #6:

During lunch the other day some kids were giving the assistant director some tips on how to get a girl friend (they insist he needs one, by "this time next summer", but sooner would be better).

Here are some of the suggestions/advice:

-get hurt, then show your scars (girls like that)

-show your muscles

-shave

-hold in your farts

-show off your tongue

-buy her a pretty dress

-put her in a box until she says yes

-give her 4 compliments a day

One little girl kept re-iterating loudly: "Don't ask me! I'm only eight!"

Then she reminded us, "Are you really going to take advice from us? We are only seven and eight!" :)


p.s. The assistant director is gay.